Guess which Cougar star?
Gossip Girl
By GISELLE SANCHEZ
May 31, 2010, 3:16pm
From left: Kumares Alice Eduardo, Giselle Sanchez, Cristina Gonzales Romualdez, Small Laude, and Imee Marcos
It seems that my “Cougar Town-Manila Chapter” story appealed to many readers. I got several emails about interesting and shocking rumors regarding cougars in Philippine show business. To protect myself from any libel cases, I will hide their names. So let’s play, Guess which cougar star!
Queen Cougar pays P160,000 for a love potion
Colegiala1970 emailed me a shocking story about a very popular cougar who has been married for years to her prey but are having problems recently.
According to Colegiala1970, this cougar queen paid P160,000 to a very powerful witch to concoct a “gayuma” or love potion which worked on Queen Cougar’s prey but the potion is said to have an expiration date.
Oh no! No wonder Queen Cougar’s prey always looks dazed and confused whenever he is with Queen Cougar. I did a little research on love potions and they really do slowly wear off. No wonder Queen Cougar’s prey is always caught philandering with women younger than Queen Cougar.
The love potion is wearing off! I heard this same story from two ladies having hair treatments in Sir George Salon in Timog. That’s why I’m called gossip girl, I like to eavesdrop! This same cougar story by a friend of a friend of a friend who claims to be a witch. This friend of a friend of a friend knows the witch of Queen Cougar.
Cougar’s witch is known in their community as the mistress of all mistresses, meaning, she has amassed a lot of black magic power. If this story is indeed a fact and not fiction, then I would be very very disappointed with Queen Cougar who claims to be very religious.
Classic Madame Cougar has a young lover
Independentpartylister56 emailed me another cougar story of this classic cougar who is no longer grieving on her husband’s death because she allegedly has a young lover. I never thought that this cougar could still have a young lover because classic cougar is already a grandmother. Well, as they say, life begins at 60! Champion ka diyan, Tita!
Cougar replaces gladiator shoes with Brazilian models
Councilor Cristina Gonzales Romuladez and I celebrated our birthdays with a dinner with friends in Felix Greenbelt 5. The Sex in the City Barkada comprising of top shot contractor Alice Eduardo, Greenhills Learning Center’s Small Laude, and Governor Imee Marcos were all complete in our special day.
I asked Imee in front of her Singaporean partner Mark Chua if the rumors that she brought six handsome Brazilians models to a party were true.
“I didn’t have time to buy gladiator shoes to the party so I brought the six Brazilians as accessory,” she told us laughing.
I want those accessories! I want those accessories!
Cougars fight cancer
There is a day in a year that every cougar dreads – the mammogram day! The inevitable day where your breasts get crushed like pancakes being flattened by two flat irons! Cougars have to do this yearly because when you are 35 years old and older (cougar age), you are prone to breast cancer.
Now cougars can thank me because I just discovered the no-radiation and painless way to diagnose cancer through Medical Digital Infared Theromgraphic Imagery (MDITI). The MDITI machine takes a picture of your body and reads its heat levels.
When you have a “hot spot” in your body, it means that there is an inflammation and there is something wrong in that specific place. For example, in the my recent MDITI, Dr. Roderick Tan discovered that I had an inflammation in my teeth, so I went to the dentist, and true enough, there was a cavity that was about to develop which is why it was not yet painful.
He also discovered an inflammation on my digestive system so I had it checked and I was diagnosed by the doctors of having acid reflux. The same concept is used to detect cancer tumors in the entire body, particulary in the breast.
If you have a tumor in the breast, the breast tissues become inflamed and heat emits from the area. According to their website, www.med-detect.com,, “MDITI is the only one that can screen developing future breast cancer and it’s 83 percent accuracy is comparable to mammography in detecting cancers.” For more information about the MDITI Center, you can e-mail tan_roderick@hotmail.com.
This Cougar wants a shy guy
“I don’t want no fly guy, I just want a shy guy” was what Diana King belted to thousands of fans screaming and dancing to her hit song “Shy Guy” at the SM Mall of Asia last May 15. King was joined by famed U.S. artists such as JoJo, SWV, P.M. Dawn, Frankie J, Baby Bash, TQ, All-4-One and V Factory in the “Then And Now Massive Music Festival.” Fans who were raring to relive the best loved hits of the 90’s and 2000 like “I Swear” (All-4-One), “Outta Control” (Baby Bash), “Too Little Too Late” (JoJo), “Don’t Wanna Try” (Frankie J), “Weak” (SWV), and “Westside” (TQ) were overjoyed to hear their favorite songs and alternately screamed for their idols.
The Then And Now Massive Music Festival 2010 is made possible by: ABS-CBN, the official TV station; MYX, the official music channel; The Hotel Sofitel Philippine Plaza Manila, the official residence; and SM Mall Of Asia, our concert venue; Official Radio Stations: Magic 89.9 and Mellow 94.7; Mossimo Music and Autohub, Inc. Powered By: Exile Mobile.
Sexy Cougars kiss and make up
Sexy cougars Aubrey Miles and Sheree are on speaking terms again as Gossip Girl caught them sharing Mommy stories in the dressing room of Resorts World for the FHM show. “Bati na kayo?,” I nonchalantly asked the two hot mommas.
“We decided to put the hate aside since we are happy with our families now,” Sheree said smiling. The two cougars had a catfight over a man before. But that’s history. Now that Aubrey is happy with Troy Montero and Sheree caught young prey Gian Magdangal, everything is water under the bridge.
I hope the same goes with Vice Ganda and Tado who kissed and made up on national television last week. When I sang in “Showtime” the day before the kiss and make-up scene, I caught Vice Ganda crying backstage. He told me that management reprimanded him for throwing mean comments to guest judge Tado. I asked him why he did that and he answered, “Sino bang bakla ang hindi masasaktan sa nakasulat sa T-shirt ni Tado,” the fast-rising comedian told me.
Tado is the owner of Offensive Shirts, which he personally creates and mass produces. That day Tado chose to wear a T-shirt that wrote, “Mas mabuti pa ang magnakaw kaysa mamakla” which caught the ire of Vice Ganda .
The gay comedian started throwing back comments that he did not like Tado’s shirt and that he does not wonder why Tado lost in the last elections in Marikina. Management reminded Vice Ganda that “Showtime” was created to make the Filipinos happy and throwing hurtful comments will not help the show.
The next day Vice Ganda tells his viewers, “Ang ‘Showtime’ po ay nilikha para magpasaya ng mga Pilipino. Kaya hindi magandang nakikita na hindi tayo nagkakaunawaan sa telebisyon. Inaamin ko po na may kasalanan ako, at mayroon po kaming natutunan sa pagkakamaling ito. Let us all work from this mistake, from this experience. Peace, peace, peace tayo, Tado. Love, love love.”
AWWWWWWWW!
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